What does the fox say?

So what if your kid was the one up on stage playing the violin and singing at the same time,
or doing a gymnastics routine and ending in the splits,
or maybe your kid was the kindergartner belting out The Cup Song in perfect tune and confidence,
but my kid was up there all like this.

Booyah. Your kid can't compare.

My kid was the best grand finale of the school talent show that there could be.

It was awesome.